The Chainik Hocker's Attempt To Write A Novel

The Protagonist, or the Narrator, as I like to call him (and this is my damn novel so I'll do as I damn well please) is a young (mid twenties) caffeine addicted locksmith/philosopher who has been quite depressed lately.

Anyone who cares to suggest that the Narrator is a thinly disguised version of myself is sadly mistaken; he is about six inches taller and has a far cooler haircut.